What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

How many couples swap wives?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?